Favorite Mountain to Climb

Selection Of Very Funny Quotes


Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

Did the bionic monster have a brother? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.